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The Funny Book - To all who have brought a little laughter back into our lives here in New Hampshire…..You’ll know who you are….Please, everyone, add the funnies you can remember.  Send funnies or links to Dave...  Try out these recipes while you read on...

Don't tell Pal you have any pills!

Jeff, you can't tell me that I'll start rifling through her bags.

Today and Yesterday I did absolutely nothing...and it was everything I thought it would be!

YA! YA!

Yessa Masta

Mark, are you any good in Math?

I just want to put the TV on-it helps me sleep. Yea, me too having a TV on at full blast also helps me sleep.

Next time we are in New Hampshire the six of us will have to get together.

So MIKE, what do you think?

Phyllis, you did a great job on clearing out this room.

Hi! You can call me J-LO.

The “Hills are Alive”.

I got a brand new pair of roller skates and you got a brand new key.

Can you guess who wore his loafers to help with storage?

A new Karaoke queen?

Bucky Goldstein rides again.

Are you boys together?

San Antonio: Tell mom I'm not getting a Subaru.

Are those tea bags in your socks?

Here's something to ponder, What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?

I'm a born again I-Talian

It's so cold out, do you think we have to take an otter fishing?

You got La Manda’s breath…………Oh yea, you got

La Manda’s in your underwears

I’m the only one who didn’t get the scarp, I don’t deserve this…..

You call that shuffleboard, shuffleboard’s with a stick

We are game compatible

I’m so endowed, I’m getting full

See you next Tuesday

T.K. Sweet Relief

So, you're telling me almonds grow on trees?

Biting into a cockroach is like biting into a bonbon.

Gesualdi: "everyone loves eatin' the peppa's, but no one wants to know NOTHIN bout how to make 'em.

the day that we cut the "peppas" for the canning (jarring) process.... there were like 6 of us all cutting the peppers and i said to joe that we needed some "peppa cuttin' music".... he went over and put on the theme song for the SOPRANOS...

The monkey has a thermostat in his mouth

18 1/2 lb roast on the grill..... NAILED!!!

What is that in Phyllis' lap?

One time..........at band camp..........

Will you read to me until I fall asleep?

Joe, you should get a weasel

Phil, You burnt my finger

Canned air, what a great idea…

Frozen balls

She had to carry a BUSHEL of flowers….

Did she put some Old Bay seasoning on that bushel?

Let’s go for a “short” hike

The mountains over here, why are you pointing over there

Pepperocini Pepper Martinis

Moaning over FOOD

Exit 6, tea at Noon?

I find J.C. very intriguing

You want me to copy ALL of this? Are you sure?

Look, here we have a pocket for your pens, one for your laptop, it even rolls and fits in the overhead compartment…

Refrigerator Cleaning Service

Daddy would you like some SAUSAGES??

I can’t watch the game, the field is blue, it’s blue!

 

 
Check these links for laughs, entertainment, and fun stuff to do...

Laughs --

The Onion - Newspaper

Peter Pan Fashion Pages - Great clothing for men

Games --

Disc Golf - Frisbee Golf site

Music --

Pitchfork Media - The worst 50 guitar solos of the millennium

Nomad Player - 8,000 song MP3 Player

The Radiators - New Orleans Rockers

The Grateful Dead - Jerry Garcia Lives On

Phish - Vermont Rockers

I'm takin' some T.P. just in case.

The prime rib beast

Chicken Pot Pie and mashed potatoes--good for my tooth

Johnny went and Tommy gone.

Write that down.

What do I say to my boss tomorrow when I can't get out of bed?

How many is that Phil? Tree.

How can we market this cat hair?

Night cap? Vodka and Mountain Dew.

Why is Phyllis' artwork hanging in the closet?

Have you seen my lean too?

He’s been in college for close to a decade sir.

Here’s the pucks boys, shoot on the goalie, I’ll be in the penalty box

Ground sticks, ground sticks, ground sticks, fight

Slam Ball and Sumo wrestling over football and baseball

Hey, does that look like bear shit?  Sure tastes like bear shit!

All my new clothes are blue

Can I wear your new blue shirt and spill stuff on it?

Costco pizzas

Where’s the guac?

Mike did it!

Don’t touch ANYTHING after you touch the peppas

I’ll stoke the fire with my Kabota

A Moose, I saw a Moose

Fluffy’s, fluffy’s and more fluffy’s

Unavailable frozen Tree Tavern pizzas

Frozen Entenneman’s Chocolate Donuts

Where’s the beef? (Chuck’s)

What can I bring? Terranova and Colony.

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